2001-09-20 (Thursday) - 1:23 p.m.

(This is satire. I do not mean anything not found in paratheses. This arguably is in bad taste but given what happened Monday and the fact that have cried every day for Lucky since then, I need funny things in my life. Besides, the point of this is social commentary.)

I was walking by a Mosque last night and felt like throwing a rock into the window or maybe doing some spray painting to stand up for freedom. Maybe I could write, "Get the fuck out of the country you foreign scum." Or, since I was feeling even more patriotic than usual, perhaps I could do some "phsyical harm" while chanting "USA! USA! USA!" I had gotten out my baseball bat, my gun, my rocks, my can of spray paint, a Bible, not to mention some explosives so I could teach those terrorists a thing or two and was all ready to begin defending my country against non-Christians when I realized that my Supreme Leader -the man who will lead our Crusade against the unwashed- George W. Bush told me not to do that. So I didn't but once Bush gives me the green light, all Christians gonna break loose.

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